[ID. Flow chart titled “How to Improve your life”. “Are there Lesbians?” If no, then “add some lesbians”. If yes, “you’re doing a great job but consider more lesbians”. End ID.]
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Translate this meme for me, please.
“honk honk, your Uber has arrived”
“Oleg, what the fuck”
the best thing ever lmao
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“Wotter you doing!?!”
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why don’t you look at a black cat’s fur turning brown in the sunlight and maybe you’ll calm down
my boy’s time has come
My girl
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just found out that stoats hunt twice the size of them like rabbits by aggressively and eccentrically dancing around it with their little slinky rigatoni bodies so it can confuse the absolute fuck out of its prey until it can get close enough to jump on its back like some shadow of the colossus shit and take it down
oh my god its called the weasel war dance and they just go off the shits apeshit little animals
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At least he tried his best
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good to known there is still magic in the world somewhere
this makes me the happiest ive been all year.
This is the best genre of TikTok.